allmyfearsgonetonight:

We came, We raved, We loved auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/59652018/via/laugh4ever
karla-world:

me

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

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thegirlsajezebel:

theapexpervert:

blasianxbri:

jasmainia:

therebelkids:

my-silver-lining-ending:

befittingfitness:

NO.

is that a fuckin joke….

fuck.

This better be a joke

.. family friendly?

maybe this means they want more incest porn?  XD  

Goddammit. 

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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a-utumnly:

roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*