Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
me: *punches bushes and birds*
me: *gets a free energy*
me: *does a happy dance*
me: *realises that i already have full energy*
The woman has a lethal ego, she can make you feel that she hates you, while she’s madly in love with you.
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
WEEZY TO THE RESCUE!
tha fuck you sed to me boi…